December 2008
I'm sitting on the couch in my underwear eating...
lindsayneedscoffee:
I can see my poor future husband.
Him, opening door: Honey, I’m home! I had a long day and I’m so stoked to be coming home to you because you are awesome. What’s for dinner?
He walks in and sees me in a bikini on the floor eating truffles and watching Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Him: Is this all you do since you made millions of dollars heading up the that pioneering...
on intelligence:
superdoofus-stratodrive:
can dolphins really be considered “intelligent” when they’re not even smarter than a kid with down’s syndrome, ocd, adhd, and severe autism?
so, like, they really aren’t all that smart. considering.
I dunno, between learning to use sponge nose-caps as fishing tools and spontaneously growing opposable thumbs en masse, its possible we’ve been underestimating their...
Actual serious question, looking for actual...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
since this sort of thing seems to work here on tumblr, i’m gonna have a go at it.
i have a 12 gauge maverick 91 (aka mossberg 835 utili-mag) with a ported 24” slug-capable barrel that i’m considering adding a laser to. i want it to function not only in distance situations but also in <30 yard arenas off the hip. i installed a 1.5-4.5x scope, so i think i’ll be ok...
Incase you had not heard: 14 Episodes of Firefly... →
apollosraven:
craytonc:
(via un)
I had not heard. I have ‘em on DVD but it’s good to know I can get a fix anywhere there’s broadband.
Question for the Fellowship of Tumblrs
azspot:
I wager that a majority of you peruse your /following list via the Tumblr dashboard UI.
While I prefer perusing fellow Tumblr posts from the dashboard when in iPhone mode, from the desktop (or laptop), I make my Tumblr read circuit from the link list at the bottom of the page here (or indirect hops from points therein).
Why?
I enjoy seeing the individual page styles as opposed to the...
New Year's Plan
Social-K: This year we will be having a pajama party so come in your jammies!
Me: w00t! I'll be there. (What are "pajamas"?)
AC: Yeah, what if I sleep naked?
Derk: I think you know the answer! (everyone best drink lots of shots/beers before AC gets there!)
Aims: I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say thank you both for the image of you two running around naked that I now have in my brain. :P
AC: I'm getting there at like 4pm. Social-K, you should probably put some plastic on the couches and chairs and stuff, for Altidude and Derk and I. :)
Me: Plastic..? What, are you planning to arrive oiled up, AC?
Aims: Again, I have to thank you for the image, now of the 3 of you oiled up on Social-K's couch. :P I will be in the bathroom now, pouring acid in my eyes.
Leece: I think I'm gonna spend NYE in Amsterdam with KS and EJ instead. Have fun with your oily nakedness!
Aims: Please take me with you!! :)
AC: I am bringing the gravy wrestling pool and exactly one-(1) 55 gallon drum of turkey gravy, for after midnight. Don't ask how I got the drum, I have connections. Social-K you better get some tarps and stuff too, plastic on the couches will not be enough. :)
Derk: exciting
Me: We'll be heating the gravy, right? I hate when it's cold and lumpy.
AC: Of course we will heat it up, we are going to be doing this in the lawn, Grecian style. We don't want the gravy to freeze.
“No mail delivery today because “it snowed too much.” I could have...”
– Twitter / Matt Haughey
Jared can I be your art apprentice?
superdoofus-stratodrive:
thebmillproject:
Dude just hooked me up with this
La Monte Young The Well-Tuned Piano
I can see putting this on a lot while I’m writing or just fucking sitting around in my room.
Seriously though, Jared. Teach me the ways of great art.
everyone dies. over and over for thousands of years, everyone dies. what should be left? what strikes beyond the heart or mind...
“What?????!!!! Is Oprah freaking kidding me? Does she NOT realize that those of...”
– My sister, a server, freaked out when I told her that on Oprah’s “Financial Crisis 101” show, the big “O” told the audience to tip only 10% in order to save money. (via jackieheartsb)
Further proof that Oprah lives about 10,000 miles from the real world. Here’s an idea: If you can’t afford to tip...
“The wind outside! We talk about the weather a lot in Ireland but the truth is...”
– Distorte, who’s quite funny and can really write. (via mills)
“Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck.”
– Joss Whedon (via incurable)
People need to stop using virtual drive letters to refer to network locations. I don’t know WTF your “K drive” is.
Hey Tumblr
incurable:
noahkai:
proudpbskid:
letuslive:
yankeegirl:
psikikpanda:
spintree:
daldisco:
cascascas:
sparo:
treebee:
thelosspeaks:
pterodactyls:
I am going to map you. Where are you located?
(this one is real)
Springfield, Virginia
Boston, Massachusetts.
Duluth, Minnesota
Mexico City (The new NY)
Bayamón, Puerto Rico
Portland, Oregon
Gainesville, Florida
...
He should take legal action
McCarthy: having sushi for lunch
Me: nice, what kind
McCarthy: spicy tuna rolla
kind of a waste because i burned my tongue this morning
related--FUCK YOU DUNKIN DONUTS
i felt like a hot chocolate
they give you this fucking drink made of sun
with a top and a tiny aperture so no heat can escape
and so i sip it, the smallest sip possible
and my tongue fucking dies
what is that shit? here's my two dollars, give me a drink that will taste like ash after the first agonizing taste
Watchamyyy:
The Best of Conan O’Brien
…Nothing else needs to be said. Roll the clip.
(via onlaine, janado, kukas, & willw)
Thank you thank you thank you! That may have just cured my headache.
American Movie, filmmaker Mark Borchardt says...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
moderation:
“We’ve got every f-stop known to man in this film.”
if you have yet to see american movie, get hustlin’. you’ll thank me for it later.
Mandatory Borchardt reblog. I was at at the UWM film school at the time Mark was working on Coven and desperately recruiting classmates to help shoot scenes. My documentary filmmaking instructors were grad students Chris...
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“Getting your ducks in a row is not nearly as powerful as actually doing...”
– http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2008/12/the-making-chas.html
I Really Need To Learn Adobe Soundbooth
incurable:
Because right now I’m doing all my audio editing in Sony Acid and Soundforge, which is a different platform than Adobe, meaning it’s quite difficult to keep all my chopped files organized once I’ve pulled them from the video.
The tuba never sounds good recorded in my bedroom. Yerg.
Another option you might consider is going all Sony and edit with Vegas Pro. Maybe you know this...
“I have a problem with low self-esteem, which is ridiculous when you consider how...”
– AA.
And AA, I don’t know if this is something you say to yourself or an actual quote from a noted philosopher (likely, given its depth), but I really like it.
(via whatthehale)
Love it!