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lindsayneedscoffee:

seriouslythough:

You know those girls who are only friends with huge groups of girls (read: sorority girls), are always in full hair and makeup, and giggle at guys when they play sports instead of playing themselves? Yeah, I’m clearly not one of them.

In other news, this was highly entertaining.

Oh my gosh. Incredible.

Wow. Just, wow. I’m a little conflicted on this. Part of me hopes her bridesmaids showed up in burlap sacks with clown makeup and hobbit feet. On the other hand, maybe her friends are the kind of girls who need to be told not to chew gum in church.

Either way, good to know some poor guy threw himself on that grenade to save the rest of us.

Via Lindsay (still) Needs Coffee

  1. marsymars reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    — lillyblog and Tippy. I love you guys for being the chillest and most wonderful brides EVER. ps. I would totally be...
  2. nataliefernandez reblogged this from marymo and added:
    I think I will hold on to this checklist for future reference…I’m too nice and passive-aggressive to be superbitch, so...
  3. marymo reblogged this from imnotthatkindofgirl and added:
    Maybe I’ll lose some followers or respect, but that bride sounded perfectly fine to me. Those things she wrote are a...
  4. imnotthatkindofgirl reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    I really love how she calls all of her maids classy, yet there’s a hummer limo, she felt she needed to tell them not to...
  5. drmeg reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    Ho-LEE crap, can you say bridezilla!
  6. haygirlhay reblogged this from lizlemon and added:
    I am definitely the type who knows how I want things, but this? Is insanity. Rest assured, bridesmaids, there will be no...
  7. viciouspinstripes reblogged this from abenoit and added:
    I really hope this just might be a joke or something.
  8. abenoit reblogged this from lizlemon
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  10. undertheporch reblogged this from jss and added:
    bwahahaha! “talk...pope died” lolz
  11. takeaim reblogged this from jss and added:
    go through this. jss:
  12. zawi reblogged this from beccagrawl
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  14. kapitalisthippie reblogged this from shiningstar and added:
    Ha! I know someone who’s going to send out a wedding email like this or even worse. Honestly, I was in a sorority where...
  15. beccagrawl reblogged this from jss
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  17. tanya77 reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    Ugh, her stress makes me want to vomit.
  18. lialia reblogged this from shiningstar and added:
    fabulash:lindsayneedscoffee:seriouslythough:...You know those girls who are only friends...
  19. shiningstar reblogged this from fabulash and added:
    lindsayneedscoffee:seriouslythough:...What the actual eff?! Oh. My. God. This could be the...
  20. switchblades reblogged this from fabulash and added:
    lindsayneedscoffee:seriouslythough:...I got to “You will not hike up your skirt and play...
  21. onemoretimewithfeeling reblogged this from altidude
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  23. coolerthanthat reblogged this from themattsmith and added:
    My wife was in this wedding. No joke.
  24. elizabethanne reblogged this from seriouslythough and added:
    Note to my friends: If you ever send an e-mail like...to me I will step down from not only...
  25. seriouslythough reblogged this from jss and added:
    are only friends...girls (read: sorority girls), are always
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